Don't ask questions, just enjoy.
This is Rudy, he's napping right now.
This is the label that either my SO or my son put on Rudy - a egregious falsehood indeed.
Here am I in my "happy place" because my daughter is with me and we're having fun. She took it for me on my camera phone so I could have a new picture when I opened it up. The previous one was of her making a weird and wacky face. I like the new one better.